24 January 2007
We set off to our 1st football match at the Ajax (pronounced I ax) Stadium, which is the Amsterdam team in the top Dutch League (the equivalent to an Essendon in AFL). In fact they and Eidenhoven PSV (whom Guus Hiddink coached) are the 2 most famous teams in Holland. They were playing Haarlem, which is a the city quite close to Amsterdam, so we thought that there would be some rivalry and perhaps a good game.
The game started at 8.45pm on a Wednesday night mind you, so it was going to be a late one for the x-Man. My princess’ best friend is babysitting for us and she lets us drive her brand new Audi something. Sorry E & G, but it is a little bigger and more luxurious than Sonja (the Pergeot 106) that we have come with our house exchange. So, we arrive is style, playing around with the climate control and the Ipod that is hard wired into the car stereo.
So I am here to see how a sporting match is conducted in Amsterdam. From this experience I will be able to either confirm or deny another of the Australia v’s Holland comparision made by my Princess. In her mind all AFL supporters fit the mold of the “Strawnys” or Montmorency Kevins that follow Collingwood, whilst all the football supporters in Holland are eating scones and sipping on Tea. I feel at times that this trip is a little like Myth Busters.
So we get out of the car and you’d swear you were looking at someone who has just come from cutting laps in Chapel Street on a Saturday night, with the outstanding attire of a complete white tracksuit with some little tartlet on his arm. He gets out of his hotted up piece of crap something, turnsoff the doofdoof and is off to the game. Not a good start for my princess. The stadium is very much like Docklands (Telstra?) Dome in Melbourne with a closing roof and a capacity of about 50K.

X-Man & Princess in front of Stadium

Waiting to get in
Now I havn’t mentioned. It is cold. Bloody cold. The coldest night we have experienced. Minus 6 degrees. Who in their right mind goes out on a Wednesday night to watch football when it is so cold. We get chatting to the guy who has taken this photo and he askes “where we are from?”, we obviously reply ”Melbourne, Australia” and his next sentence was a ripper” Oh your from “who gives a flying fuck”. At this stage I am pissing myself forgetting all about some of our more charming sayings.
Anyway back to myth busters, by the time I get into the game of the 25K’ish people who would have been there 24,990 were males. I am stoned by the time I take a seat with all the joints getting smoked outside the stadium. The seats we have are great, 3 rows from the front almost in the middle of the pitch. The game is had started 5 minutes earlier. It is a good paced match but Ajax are clearly the best team out there and within another 5 minutes a cross from an Ajax player results in a ricochet and own goal from a Haarlem player.
We are in what we thought was a relatively civilised part of the stadium with each end quite noisy. Turns out as they game gets progressively more and more one sided, the Haarlem supporters are sitting above us, 1 level up. Quite a large Haarlem banner falls from the upper balcony, which is then passed forward by the crowd and thrown over the edge, gone forever. From here starts the banter, missiles, taunting from the lower level Ajax supporters to the upper level Haarlem. Fortunately, we are just out of throwing distance for most of the Haarlem supporters as we procede to watch all manner of food, beer, balloons, boxes being thrown over the balcony. Expletives were exchanged by everybody as were hand guestured death threats from the safety of 1 level to the next, with no actual fear of a fist being thrown. It is funny how pissed men get all the bravado in the world with the safety of 20m height. Mind you there were 2 of the 10 women in attendance near us and these particular “Shaza’s” were just as bad as the “Kevins” they were sitting next to with equally as filthy a mouth. As the game progesses, it appears that not everybody has let off their entire arsonal from new years eve as there are 4 really loud explosions that go off each time when you least expect it.
I smile to myself Knowing that this myth is BUSTED.
Australian crowds are no worse behaved and my poor Princess’ perception of Civilised sport in Europe is no longer. I do know that in Australia, if something is thrown, 9 times out of 10 that person would be swallowed by the police and thrown out. For 75% of the game you were lucky to see an official. It was only towards the end that the yellow coats became more visible as the crowd became more rowdy.
As for the football Ajax were by far a superior team and the score was 3-0 by 1/2 time and 4-0 by the end of the match with many of the better players being rested in the 2nd 1/2. The captain of Ajax is Jaap Stan, who is a mid 30 year old defender, absolutely controlled the team and the game for the 1st 1/2 and probably was home in bed by the end of the match as he was one of the player rested. It was great to watch. The goals that were scored were all pretty reasonable. It was a good match to watch, but really Haarlem were out of their depth.

Jaap Stan closest to camera

Much like the Telstra Dome
Foolishly we waiting until the end of the match and consequently spend 30 mins trying to get out of the car park, however, at least we had the Ipod and the nice very warm car to entertain us.
Out.